batcows: If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
turpentinehoneybee: tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG
the-walking-superwholock: hipssway-lipslie: obviously-bored: gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST] I’m so sorry. quick, Leo, catch one its getting better with time
comedy-jesus: solluxpooping: boodlicious: Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune” planet zoned
fartgallery: pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: sweetlittlekitty: BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER O WATER U SO FUNNY
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
justlikedisney: loriarty: wreck-it-rogers: The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time. Not only that, but he’s also...